Just like a hovercraft

Sadly, I wasn’t in a position to get a picture of this one, but I saw a church sign yesterday that read:

Our Lifeguard
Walks on Water

Well, considering that the gecko is capable of walking on water, are they trying to sell me insurance?

Or, more likely, it’s a useless talent. If you can walk on the water, it’s not going to do you a whole lot of good if he can’t get under the water to reach someone who’s, you know, drowning.

Maybe it’s an apostatic church?

I didn’t get a picture of it, but last night I saw a church sign that read “God cares more about your heart than your religion” (or something like that).

This is one of those signs that clearly demonstrates that they don’t read the bible. Doesn’t the first commandment instruct us not to have any other gods before him? (Yahweh or the highway, as I like to put it…)

Furthermore, Ezekiel 18:24-26 and 33:12-18 clearly state that apostates must be put to death.

*sigh*